March 13, 2012


I don't even really know what to say about these. These are the most awful pants I have ever seen. EVAH. For those who want to hide their legs (mostly) and think that having them look like they belong on an elephant is better. I think I just threw up in my mouth a wee bit. (Maison Martin Margiela)

I had to insist on a frontal and posterior view of these lovelies. There is nothing hotter than a pair or bloomers with tomatoes all over them, that look mildly like you are on your rag and forgot a tampon. Jesus, what is this world coming to?!

For those times when you just aren't feeling whorish enough. Slap on this dress and you're good to go. Be kind to strangers and at least cover your cooch. (Just Cavalli)

I have always wanted a pair of pumps with eye hooks on them. Because you never know when you might need an eye hook to hang something. Beyond dumb. And they're all bent which makes them look even more  Home Depot DIY. (Jerome C. Rousseau)

Someone barfed up their Fruit Loops on this shirt. (Christopher Kane)

This wins the Dumbest Jacket Ever award. It's a puffy jacket WITH CROPPED SLEEVES, and if that wasn't stupid enough, they then put some raffia-esque poofy sleeve ends on it....and what looks like a massive elbow pad. This just does not compute. (Moncler)

What does a sack dress with extra fabric hanging down all over the front do to make someone whip out their credit card and buy it? I guarantee this one will be 80% off in 3 months with all sizes still available. (Ohne Titel)

These are the most over-embellished and frankly most uncomfortable looking shoes I have ever seen. The kicker? They're Kanye West by Guiseppe Zanotti for just over $6500 CAD. WTF?!?!


  1. hahhahaaaaa!! your commentary cracks me up!

  2. there is a picture floating around of Kim Khardashian in the ugly Kanye West shoes. Just ridiculous looking!